STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho
and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created
The Family Business
picking up something in front of your crush
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”
putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
white people after listening to iggy azealia
you didn’t even spell her name right.
Fashion of Black Teeth in Old Japan